Warning! There are quite a few number of misspelled words, misused suffixes, and inappropriate word choices in the following text. The essay has been carefully proofread and any such errors are intentional. It is not for the faint of heart and/or overly discerning editors.
Dear Readers,
Just thought I’d let you know I made it in safetyly. It’s been a pleasure, but I’m afraid that as of July 31st, 2008, I am no longer situitiated in Germany. As such, my entries will likely sparsify considerabful in the near future, due to an attenuatized quanta of raw material. This site will reversify back to a generalizing weblog. Thank you so much for reader-ing, and I hope to see many of you soon!
Sincerelily,
William
