Note: You should probably just assume that all posts in which I travel over 10 kilometers are backdated; this post, started on 21. June and finished on 17. July, is no exception.
A Soaring Soul
I haven’t been on an airplane since the 3rd of March and have no regrets on that matter. Trains are just so much more convenient for travel to most places in the area; there’s no worrying (in general, so long as the trains are on time) about connections or security checks, amazing scenery, and a convenient route—by Strassenbahn—to the nearest station. The only disadvantage is that the total transit time can be a bit extended, but this is mitigated by the fact that I can get quite a lot of work done during that period.
However, there just so happened to be a relatively cheap RyanAir flight, so Thursday evening once again found me suspended many meters in midair making my way to London. For those of you who haven’t ever flown budget airlines, I can only describe the experience as something akin to a flea market, excepting the presence of only one vendor. The airline makes almost no money off of the plane ticket, but is able (well, I assume, as they’re still in business) to recoup any losses through the outrageous fees charged. 22€ shuttle (yes, run by RyanAir) to the airport (which was about 1.5 hours away from Freiburg), 5€ check-in fee at the airport (EU citizens have the option of cost-free online check-in, but I didn’t have that option), 2€ for 200mL tomato juice (not my purchase; the girl sitting next to me was really thirsty), and endless overpriced on board offerings, including, but not limited to, lottery tickets! I have no real complaints though, since I got exactly what I paid for: a no-frills cheap flight to London.
Once I got to London though, I immediately ran into a sort of snag; due to a fatality on the tracks, the trains weren’t running from Stansted airport, which is actually about 50 km away from London, so my train ticket was rather useless. The bus service took quite a while longer, a full two hours, but eventually got me to my lovely also very utilitarian hostel, ending my travel adventures for the day shortly after 1 o’clock at night local time.
Miscellaneous: Apparently, the phrase “Did you end up going to get your bags” does not exist in British English. My co-passengers were very adamant on that count, and had I not received later reassurances from friends I met up with that such a phrase does make sense in American English, I would probably still be worrying about my lack of ability to communicate in any language.
As Free as a Mountain Bird

I love coincidences. As a mathematician, of course I know that they just happen to be the natural consequence of finite probability coupled with iteration, but it was still amazing to run into two of my favorite people, Kate S. and David S. from the Collins LLC, at breakfast the next morning. We’d planned on meeting up beforehand, but hadn’t counted on happening upon each other so suddenly. Definitely one of the highlights of the weekend, though there were admittedly many.
After catching up briefly, it was time to begin exploring the wonderful city. The two of them had a couple of errands to run, so I decided to go off and find one of my childhood heroes at 221B Baker St. Luckily, he seems to have survived the passage of time remarkably well, which is only fitting, as rational deduction is indeed timeless. Not so much the opium, but let’s forgive him a couple of vices.
The rest of Friday I spent with David and Kate at a couple of museums and running around London. For future reference, anyone who gets the chance should visit the Museum at the Dockhouses; though perhaps not on the top of most tourists’ todo lists, it’s one of the best designed history museums I’ve ever been to, keeping all three of interest engaged for well over four hours. David first arrived in London well over a month ago for a now completed island study abroad program on the Beatles, and wanted to see some of the less famous places, but less famous definitely doesn’t translate into less interesting.
Tate Modern was considerably different from the Graz MoMA, in that at Graz the entire museum was designed as a piece of artwork while Tate has a more traditional museum-like feel, but it was still plenty intriguing. I’m afraid, as I earlier admitted, my knowledge of modern art is fairly limited, relegated only to that which I learned on the Fine Arts Squad in Academic Bowl back in high school (primarily, Pollocks Newmans, and Rothkos); luckily, Kate and David are far stronger on that count than I. In addition, though, the second water-fountain I’ve seen in Europe resides there
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His Energetic Fist
As it so happens, Tate modern resides next door to a less conspicuous, but no less recognizable figure: Shakepeare’s Globe. Almost my entire Saturday was spent there, with workshops on speech and movement, an shortened story-teller version of King Lear, and a sword fighting demo in the morning, and no less than a full production of King Lear in the evening! I must say, there’s nothing quite like experiencing one of Shakepeare’s plays in the venue (albeit reconstructed) it was designed for.
Though not quite matching the glamour of the Globe, the British National Museum, where I spent the afternoon, had its fair share of sights. After wandering about London for about an hour or so, I finally meandered my way over. Unfortunately, I have this really bad habit of reading the texts on almost all of the artifacts, so I had barely made my way from Egypt to the Mycenaeans before it was closing time. Luckily, as mentioned earlier, King Lear beckoned.
Should be Ready to Resist
The next morning I mostly spent wandering around town, seeing such sights as the Camden market (what a market should be, btw: merchants clamoring for customers, half a dozen different accents at any one time, the sound of metal clanging, and colorful wares being hawked. None of that faux-bucolic feel you get in Bloomington ;-D—just for reference, I really do like the Bloomington farmer’s market), Platform 9 ¾, etc. In case you haven’t already noticed, London has its fair share of sights.
Afterwards, I met up with Andrew H., another friend of mine studying in London and interning with Parliament soon. Funnily enough, I hadn’t realized he was in the neighborhood until David and Kate informed me thereof, but we had high times together in the Science Museum. My favorite exhibit: Do Not Touch. Though I sadly forgot to snap a photo, it consisted of just a large metal rod of about a decimeter radius stretching from the floor to the ceiling. Around it, in large concentric black and yellow circles, the words “Do Not Touch”. Naturally, we had to, and were promptly rewarded with a mild electric shock. What kids’ll do these days!
Later that evening, all four of us got together and just had a nice get-together. After a walk in the park, it was just Collins as usual, that is to say, staying up until the wee hours discussing nothing and everything all at once. I like to think the photo to the left captured the group dynamic well. More I dare not reveal ^_^
A Dictatorial Word
Sadly, I had an early morning flight back for class in the morning, so I took my leave of London soon thereafter. All in all, a pretty wonderful trip, though I certainly will not miss seeing CCTV cameras everywhere. Well, I guess that about sums it up. Hope no one’s been expectantly waiting for this post, and I’ll try to catch up a bit on blogging in the near future.
Auf wiederlesen,
~William~